My Dear Hotties and (Not So) Competition:
I henceforth declare the following- From this moment on, there shall exists in the world of dating and mating a Lemon Law, which for copyright purposes shall be dubbed "The Barney Law."

It shall opperate on the following conditions: all persons involved in a mutually decided upon date have exactly 5 minutes from the moment of meeting to decide if the date will procede for the rest of the night or not. Within the first five minutes of coming together (high five!) either party can call the date off for any reason.

Thus signed,
Your Minister of Pimp
Barney Stinson

Gotta Love It ;D<

Why i love BIMBOS!!

1. They make me happy 
2. They make me feel alive 
3. They make me want to pretend to be a better man 
4. They are confused 
5. They have vacant, trusting stares 
6. They have sluggish, unencumbered minds 
7. They have daddy issues 
8. They love me, or at least whoever I tell them “me” is 
9. They are always there for me, you can always find one around 
10. You can usually find one in a thin crust style 
11. They make me feel even smarter than I normally do 
12. They always have hydrogen peroxide in their cupboards, so if you get a cut, it’s safe to be with one of them 
13. Their mouths usually hang open anyways 
14. They always let you win at chess…or go fish…or chutes and ladders. And maybe the term isn’t “let you win…”

 

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